did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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