Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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