i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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