More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
All I want is dick and wine.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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