When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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