i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Floor bacon is actually really good
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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