I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
well you can't waste a boner
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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