i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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