Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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