Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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