Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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