How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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