You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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