By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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