I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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