Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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