awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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