At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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