Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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