It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
is that a dick in a sweater?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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