Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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