But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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