whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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