But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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