I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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