I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Are we still banned from the library?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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