I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
are you so shy because you have an std?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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