I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Welp...herpes.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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