u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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