holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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