Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
you never un-have a 4some
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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