just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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