she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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