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Wat do u mean how?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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