I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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