maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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