If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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