How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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