the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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