That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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