Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
where am i from again
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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