Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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