Me. At least after what I've been through.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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