Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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