Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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