question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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