She's JV to your varsity
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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