I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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