did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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