I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
ok first of all what the fuck
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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