Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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