hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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