Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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