doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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