She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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